dear midtown bars,

here are 2 drinks that i enjoy and think others might also.
they are not difficult, or have crazy ingredients.



Gummy Sharks

2 oz vanilla vodka
6 oz Pepsi cola

Pour the vanilla vodka into a collins glass half-filled with ice cubes.
Top with Pepsi, stir well, and serve.

i saw one recipe where they garnished it with mint leaves.

no, no, i mean, come on. we all know the real garnish should be dismembered gummy bears.

(not that i ever expect a garnish...)

Milwaukee Lunch Box or Lunch Box

1 shot amaretto
75% of a cheap american beer
topped with orange juice

serve over ice in a pint glass or bigger

i SWEAR it tastes just like Red Hawaiian Punch